50 Word Friday: What I Hate: From A to Z

What I Hate: From A to Z [Hardcover] [2011] Roz Chast
What I Hate: From A to Z
Author: Roz Chast

Summary:

What I Hate is an A to Z of epic horrors and daily unpleasantries, including but by no means limited to rabies, abduction, tunnels, and the triple-layered terror of Jell-O 1-2-3. With never-before-published, full-page cartoons for every letter, and supplemental text to make sure the proper fear is instilled in every heart, Chast’s alphabetical compendium will resonate with anyone well-versed in the art of avoidance- and make an instructive gift for anyone who might be approaching life with unhealthy unconcern.

Review:

Not this book, I loved it. However, the title is misleading. It is not so much hate as fear, or maybe causes great anxiety. Everything from Alien Abduction to Jello 1-2-3 to Vision Loss are things which cause Chast some bit of anxiety and me some bit of uneasy chuckling.

It’s Monday. What Are You Reading? (5/20/2013)

mondayFinal are over, grades are in, and this week marks the last week for the girls as well. Summer is in reach. Days of wine and roses and poolside books, I hope. In addition to the ones marked here I also finished some Jack of Fables.

This week I am reading/listening to:

Cold Days: A Novel of the Dresden Files Henry VIII: The King and His Court  The Diviners Splintered
This Week: Chapter 20 of 57
(Audio)
This Week: Page 20 This Week: Page 142 This Week: Page 172
Last Week: Chapter 6 Last Week: Page 5 Last Week: Page 110 Last Week: Page 0
This Is How: Proven Aid in Overcoming Shyness, Molestation, Fatness, Spinsterhood, Grief, Disease, Lushery, Decrepitude & More. For Young and Old Alike. Fairy Tales from the Brothers Grimm: A New English Version  We Need to Talk About Kevin tie-in: A Novel (P.S.)  Unwritten Vol. 1: Tommy Taylor and the Bogus Identity
This Week: 52 This Week: Page 89  This Week: Finished  This Week: Finished
Last Week: Not begun Last Week: Page 0  Last Week: 380  Last Week: Page 86

In the Queue:

 King's Fool: A Notorious King, His Six Wives, and the One Man Who Knew All Their Secrets The Winter Witch The Storyteller  The Annotated Brothers Grimm (The Bicentennial Edition)

Finals Five

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I have not dropped off the face of the earth. But I have finals to give and finals to grade.

Be back soon!

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It’s Monday. What Are You Reading? (4/29/2013)

mondayFinished a number of things last week and made a lot of progress on “Kevin.” I am almost caught up in the Dresden series so my friends will stop hating me and be able to talk to me about it. ;) And I am starting Henry VIII for an online book club. I am toying with trying to start another real live book club this summer but not sure I can manage another thing.

This week I am reading/listening to:

Cold Days: A Novel of the Dresden Files Henry VIII: The King and His Court  The Diviners We Need to Talk About Kevin tie-in: A Novel (P.S.)
This Week: Chapter 6 of 57 (Audio) This Week: Page 5 This Week: 110 This Week: 380
Last Week: Not Started Last Week: Not Started Last Week: 49 Last Week: 138
This Is How: Proven Aid in Overcoming Shyness, Molestation, Fatness, Spinsterhood, Grief, Disease, Lushery, Decrepitude & More. For Young and Old Alike. Unwritten Vol. 1: Tommy Taylor and the Bogus Identity
This Week: 52 This Week: Page 86
Last Week: Not begun Last Week: 32

In the Queue:

 Splintered The Winter Witch The Storyteller  The Annotated Brothers Grimm (The Bicentennial Edition)

Top Ten Tuesday: Love This; Hate That

Top Ten Tuesday
Each week they post a new Top Ten list that one of the bloggers at The Broke and the Bookish will answer. Everyone is welcome to join.

This week’s topic is “Top Ten Books I Thought I’d Like MORE/LESS Than I Did.” I decided to divide my list into 5 books a like more and 5 books I like less.

FIVE BOOKS I LIKED MORE THAN I THOUGHT I WOULD

I Am Legend

I am Legend and Other Stories - I am generally not a huge fan of 1950 era horror or science fiction, so I was very surprised to find I loved this story as much as I do. It is one of my go-to recommendations. 

Ready Player One

Ready Player One – I was not as big a gamer then as I am now. I have grown into my nerdiness. But this made me long to have been a geek back when geek was good.

In the Woods

In the Woods (Dublin Murder Squad, #1) – I hate mysteries. I rarely read them and even when I do, I rarely like them. I can’t even remember what prompted me to pick this one up. But I loved it.

The Sparrow

The Sparrow (The Sparrow, #1) – All time favorite Science Fiction book ever. Top 5 favorite book ever. I can’t even begin to explain to people how amazing this book is. But aliens? Jesuits? Music? All things that I have little connection to or affinity for, but it is brilliant.

The Ladies of Grace Adieu and Other Stories

The Ladies of Grace Adieu and Other Stories – Sadly I have never been able to get through Jonathan Strange & Mr Norrell(but I promise I will try this summer). So I figured I would not grok this one either, but I did and I loved it.

 

FIVE BOOKS I LIKED LESS THAN I THOUGHT I WOULD

Watchmen

Watchmen – I loved V for Vendetta and From Hell and then I read this and it was a let down.

Peeps

Peeps (Peeps, #1) – Coming off of the Uglies Trilogy I just couldn’t get into it. 

Dune, 40th Anniversary Edition (Dune Chronicles, Book 1)

Dune (Dune Chronicles, #1) – I have tried over and over. I have probably read the first 50-100 pages enough to have read the whole book and its sequels by now. But every time I just get bored.

Celtic Saints

Celtic Saints – Irish! Saints! Yawn! Nothing new or interesting here. Moving on.

The Blessed

The Blessed (The Blessed, #1) – YA about saints. New and different, yay! Or just strange and creepy. Sigh so very disappointing.

It’s Monday. What are You Reading? (4/22/2013)

mondayI love road trips. I got to start and almost finish Ghost Story this weekend. Additionally, I have made progress on just about everything this week. Yay me!

This week I am reading/listening to:

Side Jobs: Stories from the Dresden Files Saints Behaving Badly: The Cutthroats, Crooks, Trollops, Con Men, and Devil-Worshippers Who Became Saints  The Diviners We Need to Talk About Kevin tie-in: A Novel (P.S.)
This Week: 95% This Week: Page 135 This Week: 110 This Week: 138
Last Week: 90% Last Week: Page 117 Last Week: 49 Last Week: 62
Ghost Story: A Novel of the Dresden Files Unwritten Vol. 1: Tommy Taylor and the Bogus Identity
This Week: 362 This Week: Page 32
Last Week: Not begun Last Week: Not begun

In the Queue:

Splintered The Winter Witch The Storyteller The Annotated Brothers Grimm (The Bicentennial Edition)

Top Ten Tuesday: Veni. Legi. Flevi.

Top Ten Tuesday
Each week there is a new Top Ten list that one of the bloggers at The Broke and the Bookish will answer. Everyone is welcome to join.

This week was a Top Ten Freebie  in other words we could pick an old list and do it or redo it. So I picked Top Ten Books That Made You Cry. Note there are SPOILERS in this post.

The Fault in Our Stars

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Seriously my tee was damp from crying. This was my most recent sob fest. When my husband asked what was wrong and I showed him the book he looked at me and said “Really? Cancer? And you thought it would NOT make you cry?”

My Sister's Keeper: A Novel

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Given the story and the tiny bit of resemblance to out lives, this one really hit home. My older daughter was born with one kidney and this made me wonder what we would ever do if she need another.

The Time Traveler's Wife

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The waiting and the tragic dying. The only reason this is not rated higher in the tissue box ranking is the mild creepy of older Henry and younger Clare.

Flowers for Algernon

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Charlie Gordon, oh how my heart breaks for you. And that ending where all you want is for someone to put flowers on Algernon’s grave, sobbing now.

The Velveteen Rabbit: Or How Toys Become Real

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A student gave me a copy of this once. It still makes me cry every time I read it. I have a hard time reading it to my girls because this part gets me every time:

“‘Real isn’t how you are made,’ said the Skin Horse. ‘It’s a thing that happens to you. When a child loves you for a long, long time, not just to play with, but REALLY loves you, then you become Real.’

‘Does it hurt?’ asked the Rabbit.

‘Sometimes,’ said the Skin Horse, for he was always truthful. ‘When you are Real you don’t mind being hurt.’

‘Does it happen all at once, like being wound up,’ he asked, ‘or bit by bit?’

‘It doesn’t happen all at once,’ said the Skin Horse. ‘You become. It takes a long time. That’s why it doesn’t happen often to people who break easily, or have sharp edges, or who have to be carefully kept. Generally, by the time you are Real, most of your hair has been loved off, and your eyes drop out and you get loose in the joints and very shabby. But these things don’t matter at all, because once you are Real you can’t be ugly, except to people who don’t understand.’”

Of Mice and Men (Steinbeck Centennial Edition)

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“I can still tend the rabbits, George? I didn’t mean no harm, George.”

Enough said.

The Road (Oprah's Book Club)

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This one only gets three tissue boxes because mostly it was horrifically depressing which is not the same as crying always. But when they reach the sea and then The Man gets sick, the tears started to flow.

Watership Down (Scribner Classics)

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Stupid rabbits.

The Annotated Hans Christian Andersen (The Annotated Books)

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Any of them, pick one. Need a list?

The Fir Tree = Cut down, abandoned, cut into pieces and burned
The Ice-Maiden = Our Hero drowns the night before his wedding
The Little Match Girl = Dies in the cold because she is afraid to go home and be beaten by her father
The Little Mermaid = Throws herself into the sea and becomes foam because she has no soul after the prince marries someone else
The Steadfast Tin Soldier = melts into a lump of tin and the ballerina burns up in the fire
 

Pooh's Library: Winnie-The-Pooh, The House At Pooh Corner, When We Were Very Young, Now We Are Six (Pooh Original Edition)

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I had an argument once with a friend about how sad the end of The House at Pooh Corner was. He didn’t believe me. I made him read the end in the middle of the bookstore. So he read this and I won.

“Then, suddenly again, Christopher Robin, who was Still
looking at the world with his chin in his hands, called out
“Pooh!”
“Yes?” said Pooh.
“When I’m–when– Pooh!”
“Yes, Christopher Robin?”
“I’m not going to do Nothing any more.”
“Never again?”
“Well, not so much. They don’t let you.”
Pooh waited for him to go on, but he was silent again.
“Yes, Christopher Robin?” said Pooh helpfully.
“Pooh, when I’m–you know–when I’m not doing Nothing, will you come up here sometimes?”
“Just Me?”
“Yes, Pooh.”
“Will you be here too?”
“Yes, Pooh, I will be really. I promise I will be, Pooh.”
“That’s good,” said Pooh.
“Pooh, promise you won’t forget about me, ever. Not even when I’m a hundred.”
Pooh thought for a little.
“How old shall I be then?”
“Ninety-nine.”
Pooh nodded.
“I promise,” he said.
Still with his eyes on the world Christopher Robin put out a hand and felt for Pooh’s paw.
“Pooh,” said Christopher Robin earnestly, “if I–if I’m not quite” he stopped and tried again –”. Pooh, whatever happens, you will understand, won’t you?”
“Understand what?”
“Oh, nothing.” He laughed and jumped to his feet. “Come on!”
“Where?” said Pooh.
“Anywhere,” said Christopher Robin.
So they went off together. But wherever they go, and whatever happens to them on the way, in that enchanted place on the top of the Forest a little boy and his Bear will always be playing.

 

 

It’s Monday. What Are You Reading? (4/15/2013)

mondayWow, finished The Scorpio Races in record time. Loved it! Read a new graphic novel which was meh and am almost finished with the second in my Noble Laureate books. All in all a good week even thought the books below didn’t change much.

This week I am reading/listening to:

Side Jobs: Stories from the Dresden Files Saints Behaving Badly: The Cutthroats, Crooks, Trollops, Con Men, and Devil-Worshippers Who Became Saints  The Diviners We Need to Talk About Kevin tie-in: A Novel (P.S.)
This Week: 90% This Week: Page 117 This Week This Week: 62
Last Week: Last Week: Page Last Week Last Week:

 

 

In the Queue:

Splintered Ghost Story: A Novel of the Dresden Files The Winter Witch The Storyteller